The TOI - let paper

Not an original title but here is my argument on why Times of India should indeed be called "The TOI - let paper " . Here is the original source of the title ( an interesting read )

http://www-2.cs.cmu.edu/~mahim/toi/

The author Mahim argues why the analogy between a toilet paper and the TOI-let paper is imperfect. The only problem with the argument is that he compares a clean toilet paper with the TOI-let paper. If on the other hand a dirty one is compared, the analogy is perfect ; both papers are full of shit.

There is nothing more to say once you read the above link. So I am simply putting today's headlines on TOI --

1. If chased by goons, don't call the police
2. Explosions rock Egyptian resort
3. A cabbie's love for bhajans
4. Prisoner sues over finger in meal
5. Suspected bomber shot in UK
6. PM hits right note in the US
7. Modi's Gujarat worships Hitler
8. Indians tough: Chappell, really?
9. Review: Viruddh moves you
10. Lookalikes create porn storms

Since I don't have a TOI-let paper to flush down a toilet , I usually clear my browser cache after visiting TOI website to pay my symbolic tribute.